Greetings friends! After a semi-restful reading week, CURE is back! We look a bit different now, and we hope you like it.
It’s that time of the month where I give up control of the blog to my trusty side kick/pet interviewer extraordinaire, Norae, to interview the pets of McCormick – this week, Mika the cat.
- Yeah – I look cuddly don’t I? It’s just a ploy to get you close… then I’ll eat you. Mwahahahaha
Norae: Tell us your name and breed?
Mika: My name Mika, my breed is street fighting cat.
N: Street fighter, huh? Who is your human?
M: I call her Big Food Monster. Her real name is Mo or something, I don’t know, I don’t really pay attention.
N: How did you get him/her?
M: I let her live with me while my dad’s away flying planes off a boat for the Navy.
N: That sounds awfully nice of Big Food Monster. What’s your favorite place in your apartment?
M: The window, or right under the food monsters feet.
- Ah, yes. The window. Where I can view my next kill.
N: Where is your favorite place outside of your apartment?
M: I’ve yet to implement my escape plan.
N: Good luck with that. What are your favorite treats?
- Fresh cut flowers – I like to pretend they scream as I munch on their beautiful deliciousness.
N: How about in your daily sustenance: do you prefer wet or dry food?
M: I like fancy expensive food and when the food monster buys something else I show my anger with her in unspeakable ways.
N: Um. Well. Okay, then. How many toys do you have? Which ones are your favorite?
M: I have lots of toys. I like to put them in places that will make the food monster trip over them, I also like to drowned them in my water dish so she knows how deadly I am. My favorite is the laser pointer, I almost had it last time!
N: What is your favorite way to pass time when you aren’t drowning toys?
M: Sleeping while the food monster reads, sitting where it is most inconvenient for the food monster, not having a job, judging people from the window, having staring contest with the food monster. In that order.
- I must eat my food at the table with the food monster’s best china. I sometimes allow others to join me, but never the food monster.
N: What is one thing you think everyone should know about you?
M: The only human I like is the one the food monster calls “Riegel”.
N: Any last words of wisdom you want to share with everyone about youself?
M: Be afraid.
Well, um, there you have it: Mika, the really scary cat. Join me next month when I interview a cat that doesn’t make me want to cry.
- Norae, pet blogger of awesomeness